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for bailey
that's some weak ass buster shit, bro
Nov 23
Nov 15
damn one-eyed owl was mad doggin’ me all night
I think she was hoping I would slip up and use my flash so she could go all raptor on my ass. Fortunately, the presentation included several hand-to-talon combat pointers. I am ready for her now.
Nov 14
Nov 10
“ You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you’re trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I’ll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.
— Peter Griffin (words of truth) (via bonerparty)
counterforce:njr:oldhollywood:
Lauren Bacall in publicity still for The Big Sleep (1946, dir. Howard Hawks)
She was worth a stare. She was trouble.
She was tall and rangy and strong-looking. She had a good mouth and a good chin. There was a sulky droop to her lips and the lower lip was full. She had a drink. She took a swallow from it and gave me a cool level stare over the rim of the glass.
-Raymond Chandler, The Big Sleep (1939)
Nov 03
hitrecordjoe: The Dark Crystal
I AM STILL EMPEROR…Haven’t seen this since I was little and watched it again the other night. No hyperbole, this is one of the greatest movies ever. Aesthetically, technically, morally.
the oldest story ever told
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![thedailywhat:
Giant Cursor of the Day: Displayed at the Festival Ingravid in Spain earlier this year, the “Urban Cursor” is described by its creators as a “GPS enabled object designed to facilitate social interaction and play in public space.”
The cursor transmits its coordinates to a website, which displays its exact location at any given moment via Google Maps. “People could touch it, move it around and sit on it as an alternative to the benches.”
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Giant Cursor of the Day: Displayed at the Festival Ingravid in Spain earlier this year, the “Urban Cursor” is described by its creators as a “GPS enabled object designed to facilitate social interaction and play in public space.”
The cursor transmits its coordinates to a website, which displays its exact location at any given moment via Google Maps. “People could touch it, move it around and sit on it as an alternative to the benches.”
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Nov 02
Amazing. Click to see in full detailed glory. love the primer one.
